I

In general, nothing. As an owner of an actual brown bottom (lol), absolutely nothing. But if that part of the candy ain’t really chocolate, why is it frontin? Don’t make six-year old me think it’s about to be a chocolate situation when it’s just regular ol’ candy corn with a little hickory smoke flavoring.

Who wants to fuck a goldfish?

He turns into Rush Limbaugh?

They only reason they haven’t is because Mango Unchained has hasn’t assigned Ambassadors to most countries, and there’s no one there to fuck things up.

“Go play in traffic” is still my dismissal of choice.

Lego Bricks. Lego is the company name and can’t be pluralized. /smh.

17th century French.

They know what they signed up for.

Because the protestant work ethic is a bunch of bullshit pushed by capitol to dupe labor into embracing their own exploitation and policing each other over a faulty moral principle.

If y’all haven’t seen The Legend of Hell House y’all should. It’s got Roddy McDowell and Pamela Franklin too. (Franklin you may remember as Sandy from The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie.)

We’ve seen time and time again that, if it gives them an immediate one time gain of a few hundred dollars, a vast majority will support policies that will cause them to lose hundreds of times that amount in lower wages and job benefits, as well as reduced benefits from SS and other social programs, in the long term.

We’ve raised this topic before (see here)—where we noted the dubious 2010 claim, published by the New York Times, that “the vast scale of Afghanistan’s mineral wealth was [recently] discovered by a small team of Pentagon officials and American geologists.” Other evidence, and logic, point to the fact that everyone but…

Everything you need to know to start drinking whisky:

So President Dunning Kruger must think the US Virgin Islands are a foreign country. In which case, he definitely thinks Pwwwerrrrto Reeeeeeco is a foreign country. Jesus. Those poor people.

I am always sorry that they found Peter Beagle before I did

I nominate “Nancy” to be the go-to name meaning “Becky, but old.”

It took four hours and 37 minutes.

If the European teams had any brains at all, they’d be lining up at high schools with suitcases full of cash and contracts.