RIP

should have been exhibit A in the horse people v boat people debate

Lots of things are against the law. Only a fucking moron doesn’t realize that only the weak and the foolish accept every law like good little sheep. Some people realize that some laws are twisted or just dead wrong and they should be changed. Maybe you’ll grow up and learn that yourself some day.

This would have never passed my eyes! Who edited this? Who approved this? Where’s Genetta?!

If you ask me, I’d say she’s up to something. And to be honest, I’d appreciate it if you eased up off my back about it.

You need those paper towels when the blood is pouring out from wherever.

“I’m working through this really knotty problem at work. there are staff issues and I’m feeling like I’m not getting enough support from management”

That hat look.

“Good new everyone” -said in the voice of professor Farnsworth.

 You mean Les Moonves’ network? The network of the guy who said “Trump may be bad for the country, but he’s great for ratings”?

Sit for the national anthem, duh!  

Jokes on you, I’ll win a presidential medal for dedicating my kids participation trophy.

I don’t believe you because the season is only 4 weeks old. Unless it was a trophy from a past season.

The people who point out to the GOP via Twitter that Trump is a terrible person need to let go of the blind hope that the people who stood with him don’t also stand behind what he says. They’re part and parcel of why this bandy-legged fuck mop can say what he says on an international stage, and get away with it.

This is making me happier than I have any right to be. I just love seeing how these idiots gave up cushy and basically lifetime seats in Congress, to go serve some clown in Washington they seem to have had no idea didn’t have any loyalty. lol

YES.

Over easy/medium so the white is cooked but the yolk is runny. Best when eating your eggs with fried potatoes or rice, so you can crack the yolk into the starch and mix it all up, like a gravy of sorts. Or for when you have some fried scrapple.

The hell is scrapple.. I’m scared to google..lmao

I’ve come to realize that we all ain’t gone make it... it’s ok, baby.