This, right here, is the basis for a 15 second bit about the whole phenomenon.

J.K., I was wondering when you would show up. Now scoot and go write a crappy mystery.

Can't wait to watch duck duck go somehow overtake google. They had a great Yahoo-esque run.

In Logic, you can't prove a false.

The stars, they are yours!

I would like to know more about him, then, actually. Can The Root check in on him?

Exactly. They are a threat to the health and safety of the person they have “attacked”.

Is Stella Parton a racist, you decide. God you know it is Friday afternoon when you have to invoke Dolly to get that sweet click metric up.

Florida man gonna florida

As soon as people are proven infallable, I'll agree to a death penalty.

Queen Bey will play it for enough money.

That’s why Washington put in the two term thing and the states were left to handle the Senate and Congress. One asshole can’t ruin the whole damn thing on their own...

That’s burying the lede. I got eight bucks in my pocket right now that will cover it. Wiki’s cool if they need it. I know they'll get me back.

It's cool when it is the supreme court though. Fuck him and them

Let that whole corner become whiteguyastan. Sounds like Canadas problem.

People said they should hit the bricks as well at the time. It's not sexist, we all just want to move on from old people that hold the new back.

She helped the gentry fuck the prolly so hard. FTR

They do. Trump was super old person proud of passing it as well.

God, Boomers are funny at how they fear death.

Or, you know, make sure the article is labeled as "sponsered" when shilling...