Who? Are they important?

Damn it, I was a costumer for a black box theater during that time. Way to kick a guy that finally had hope.

Queue “Adam Ruins Everything” episode about how the Myers-Briggs test was made up by two scammy sisters.

Gym's cool with rapists, he just gets upset when they are found out and blames the victims.

Every boomer is a crook.

Look towards AI right now, 2 billiin valuation for a company that can provide a college degree but also check that AI isn't being used to write the papers 

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

That shirt is garbage from start to finish. The missed button just means he is down with the "gpop".

I'll let him live his truth on that one as long as the were true denim blue with gold stitching.

To those that have replied. Kaepernick.

“Please keep beating that dead horse”

Sometimes, it is cheaper to pay out than to fight with a Karen. 200,000 is cheaper than lawyers. She’ll get 20,000 out of it and go away.

And also allow it to be turned off on certain sites *ahem* so that good writers get paid.

Is there a form I need to fill out or can I just swing by?

If a person reaches on the table and takes money that isn't theirs, I'd call the pit boss immediately. Let them deal with it.

I wish i could be so stupid and smart

Can’t wait to see how clowns try to proformance art burning Hulu like a pair of Nikes.

He got one in jail. Those are prison dentures, except for the one tooth he is still proud to call his own.

He will still make out. 

10 years, min sec. 1 Billion. 45 yr old. That math checks out.