What, no Michael Jackson esque dance fight commercial? (aka the best Zelda ad ever!)

Thank you! N64 RR is so boring!

N64 Rainbow Road is the worst Rainbow Road ever; which for me is a funny thing to say as Mario Kart 64 is my favourite Mario Kart. It's far too easy to deserve the name Rainbow Road. The track is too wide and most of it has side barriers to stop you falling off.

Don't forget to strap on that Sonic & Knuckles cart. It'll let you play as knuckles so you can get those hard to reach items.

That is sick.

Creepypastas are soooo fucking stupid. It's just a video game, grow the hell up.

I bet that thing overheats like a motherfucker if it doesn't have some kind of supernatural cooling solution.

Fake! This was soooo edited together. I'm amazed kotaku fell for it.

This is getting silly. Samus is no longer the strong female protagonist she used to be. The Zero Suit has ruined Metroid.

That comment just proved his point, idiot.

Sick burrrrrrn.

What about; unnecessary semicolons?

Seeing as most gamers are teenagers... Yes, I would agree; statistically speaking.

Challenge accepted.

"Excuse me! Do you know where I can find some sailors around here?"

People need to get off this idea that Shenmue was good.

Could you imagine the reaction to that!? I would be like "Meh, ok." However so many Nintendo fans would be shitting out their organs in anger. Reddit and NeoGaff would be on fire with talks of "betrayal" and "selling out". Within 5 minutes someone will have set up a "Boycott Xbox Zelda!" movement and thousands of…

So is this Nintendo's first official step onto smart devices? We knew it was coming eventually.

I'm always watching you Wazoski! Always watching.

Quinn is kinda gross, she always has been. She's been designed by a bunch of men in suits for immature 14 year old minds who would see something like that as sexy.