That’s a shockingly bad pun.

Any way you slice it, it’s a dead Pikachu.

Should have been a red velvet cake though.

okay, but the sega saturn is my favorite console of all time.

So this is basically going to be the “32-bit” 2D game that everyone unlucky enough to own a Saturn wanted back in the day.

Of course you would, because people having fun with something you don’t like means that being a relentless asshole is somehow okey.

“American”

I gotta say, slapping this animated gif under this story was a little disturbing at first.

You just described Urien. He's coming in a few months.

Well then strangle it first and go with the flow.

Did...did I really just read about clickbait in a negative way on a Gawker site? With no sense of irony? AND from Patricia? Wow.

Actually, unless I’m missing something, it’s coming out on the 6th of Sept.

The best clearly won. I need to watch Iron Giant again; I heard the BluRay version finally came out recently.

Hexer with cheese?

*Don’t buy games you’re certain you won’t get around to playing in the next 6 months. (Hell, I still have a few dozen Xbox 360 games that I’ll, uh, get around to eventually).

Once again, I will do my best to adhere to the rules set forth by the “Steam Summer Sale Survival Service”. A summary of them includes:

That thing is just creepy, its not even menacing just freaky like something in a nightmare.

Dude, get some fucking paint and fix the place up.