These are all terrible.

Ninja cops! We knew they were coming eventually, but who would've thought they'd be here so soon?

I personally sacrifice a goat every week to the twin PC gods, Processos and Graphicus!

I built my first PC in 2007. Now that was a scary experience as i'd never spent so much money on a single thing before. About £800/$1600 at the time (in 2007 money) not including the price of the monitor. Since then i've built 5 more but it never stops being stressful. The constant thought of "Oh god what do I do if…

Well done sir... Well done.

This is related to video games because?...

Now it's your turn to "suck it", lover.

Isn't this kid super cute? http://vimeo.com/95834056

Distant relation?

Wow. Waluigi can be a fucking jerk sometimes.

This isn't in my fan fiction! How could they!

This... This is considered controversial? Fuck me, Mario Kart players are petty.

What you mean is "I just heard a mario Kart joke in my multi-platform game that is available on many different systems including multiple Nintendo ones."

If so then they are no different from the real thing.

Are they delusional psychopaths, assholes or asshole psychopaths?

That Toadette one is amazing.

So environmental weapons/attacks it what I took from this. Makes sense.

Horizon 2?! Wholy flurking shknit! Day one!

Is that a Star Fox 64 reference I see?