Awkward face buttons, mismatched analog sticks, no analog stick buttons, spongy triggers, only one shoulder button, tiny d-pad and Nintendo's continuing obsession with putting octagonal gates round their analogue sticks.

You can push two or three just as easily with regular circular buttons. Do you have weird claw like hands or something?

"The newest sonic character looks silly". As opposed to all of those sensible looking sonic characters?

No, that would be a sensible business decision. Nintendo doesn't make sensible business decisions.

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Most of these are ripe for GIF-ification.

Best $250 paper weight I ever bought.

Best... Comment... Ever.

I prefer efficient Let's Plays. When the player has already played through a game before in their own time. That way they will always be (at least) half decent at it, not get stuck, not die a bunch & maybe even be able to talk about various aspects/mechanics/history of the game that they learnt about beforehand.

The use of "LOL! FAIL" in that comment tells me everything I need to know about you. Cretin.

It was almost like the Saturn and PS1 days all over again. Except this time Sony was playing the role of Sega.

It's probably rebelling due to all of the garbage "Let's Play" videos it's forced to host.

It always bugs me when people try to steal our thunder with fake announcements. BUT NOT THIS TIME! They'll shit their pants when we un unveil the long awaited FFVII remake at the sho... Uh... Nope! Forget I said anything!

OH SNAP!... Well who would have thought they'd crack this soon. I guess Sony's early lead must have them spooked.

"...some pretty awesome video games"

NEWS!

I hope this current fad of the "ironic simulator" dies soon.

He could wear a brand new hat every day, for the rest of his life!

Samus is the new Ivy. Her bust seems to increase dramatically with every new game.

Deadly deadly bees.