I’ve spent my career working in IT. Phil seems like every boss I’ve ever had who insisted on trying to use technology twenty years out of date to solve a problem that he didn’t really understand.

The New York Times is smug as fuck and not in a fun or cute way.

Perfect username/comment synergy.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

I keep reading, and hearing, everybody talking about the mid-terms in two years and the next election in four years, or even how, in the freaking 2030s, when the demographics change, the left will get back into power. The problem with all this is that everybody’s assuming there will be a Left left in the2030's, or…

Ashley, I know you probably take a lot of shit over your work here, so I wanted to tell you I have started to deliberately check Deadspin when something like this breaks, knowing that your article will both appropriately reinforce my horror and commiserate with it. You’re great. Fuck anyone who tells you otherwise…

So is his formal title White Chief White House Strategist, or Chief White White House Strategist?

I hope my Aunt’s friends in Boca who voted for him are happy with the antisemitism.

The bald statue? Wow. Is that offensive. Its clearly a bust of Wayne Brady and you should be ashamed.

No puppet.

God save us from President Pence.

It’s reassuring to see that we’ve voted in another man of color as president.

This:

I see his support with a lot of ex-Bernie Bros, as well as “libertarians” which in my neck of the woods is code for “my daddy is a rich republican and I don’t want to get written out of the will, but I also want to not alienate my hipster friends as much”

That’s because “it actually wasn’t really Nader’s fault. Gore was just a bad nominee. Blah blah blah.”

There are still pricks who believe it doesn’t matter who’s in the White House. The Iraq war wasn’t proof enough for them.

Those people will lie or “misremember” who they voted for in the future, when they talk about the election with friends, children, relatives, and neighbors. They will pretend they were not the morons who risked everything for their egos and didn’t barricade Trump.

Fuck people who stayed home, wrote in Bernie, or left the President choice blank (My Father.) even more.

Guys, in the lead up to this election, I read so many articles about the Nader effect in 2000 and how we can’t let that happen again. And yet here we are. This is fucking bullshit.