men are just too emotional for sports

Jesus Christ. Go rub one out like a normal person.

Yes, because women celebrities NEVER have other’s sexual fantasies projected onto them, or have to put up with tasteless “jokes” at their expense. That said, I’m all for good manners all around.

blac chyna will eat her placenta in the delivery room as soon as it’s out of her, because if she doesn’t, kris might get ahold of it, and then all is lost

I don’t really see how he can get offended after saying “I heard you get sodomized quite often”. I mean, her initial comment about the demon was off-color, but no more off-color than the fact he chose to be in a scene that played a rape as comedy in the first place. And her response was, if anything, a de-escalation…

you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

Having to discuss mental health issues in a professional context is one of the more humiliating things to do in the American workplace. I had to do it today and even though the outcome was extremely favorable for me, I still want to curl up in a ball and hide forever. I can’t imagine having to deal with it on this…

this made me literally say “boom” out loud b/c it is so good.

Has Lena ever had a transient thought she didn’t feel the need to share?

Brock is a terrible name. Brak on the other hand...

It’s a very cute jockey.

Rural Southern California is scary. And I’m from rural Appalachia so that’s saying something.

Who is the 3rd party in that Brooke and Farrah sandwich?

Victorville? STORY CHECKS OUT.

Ikea’s food is pretty tasty and really inexpensive.

Yeah. He didn’t use it constructively. It was just an in to be Whitlock.

Coming from, say, a non-profit trainer, this makes perfect sense. Coming from Whitlock, it’s nothing but condescending smuggery of the highest order. I think that’s the major issue.

LET’S MESS WITH TEXAS