realamurrican
RealAmurrican
realamurrican

I’ve recently started doing a few stand up routines (open mic shit and one show where I was invited). It’s brought me in contact with a lot of comedians here in my city. Most of them handle hecklers really well. But the thing is, most (all?) of the audience doesn’t want to hear their shit either and don’t think

You, me and Costanza...

I think the only place I ever got kicked out of was health class in 5th grade because I couldn’t control myself and snickered at a cartoon dick becoming erect. I was pretty embarrassed after that. I hope this guy is mortified. Especially since his face will go viral with this video unlike the vast majority of hecklers

“I was going to leave anyway,” says the guy in the very expensive seats who felt the need to ruin the show for everyone else.

My mom was a secretary at the Mike Douglas show when Ailes was there. It was Mad Men on steroids. Grabby gropers 24/7. My mom was cute but married so wasn’t subjected to it as much although she once had to shove and run after an old timey comedian guest trapped her on the stairs. Mike Douglas was a prince, though, and

Some people, many people are saying he’s an actual total piece of shit. It’s what I’ve heard from some very smart people, good people. I don’t know if he’s an actual piece of shit or not. I’m just saying I’ve head he is an actual piece of shit. Who knows.

Too many onions in my office at the moment...

Might have scraped the bumper of her jeep, too. That boy thing must pay!

Yup. Whaddaya mean suspicion might cling to a white man after a court has purportedly settled the matter? Because we all know gamer gate was about ethics in journalism. And heaven forfend the reactions might be the result of his personal actions- obviously it can’t be about him, it must be about some secret cabal

My husband right now. *all the high fives*

You make a good point, but I have little time for the “anti-male bias” BS.

Sam Bee FTW! Love that GIF.

At 11:14pm MrMojoIsMojo gives a bit longer of a routine

How is this whiny?

Ooo also the bartender got super incensed when I showed him this article. Feminist men are great.

I cannot express in words the single eyebrow raise I just accomplished with this headline. Luckily there were witnesses because yes I read Jez at the bar don’t you?

As a Northwestern alum, we’ve been saying this about UChicago students for years.

I grow weary of whiny titty babies. Why are so many of them emanating forth from UChicago lately?

No one is arguing anything other than releasing co2 that was sequestered over millions of years, in the span of hundreds via burning hydrocarbons, accelerates the frequency severity and duration of climate change.