I love the story of how the producer (can’t recall who) was briefly obsessed with the idea of a giant spider as a movie villain. He tried to shoehorn it into a Superman movie (among others?) before it finally appeared in Wild Wild West: a steampunk remake of a 60s TV show.

Hate on Gawker all you want, but for fuck’s sake, can we stop the white knighting for Peter fucking Thiel?

How is David Kahn out of the running!?

Secret’s out, Jews! Ryan Lavarnway became a fringe major league backup catcher for a few seasons because he’s Jewish. No wonder he’s playing catcher for the Blue Jays AA affiliate; everyone knows they basically only sign Jews. It seemed super suspect to me when the Red Sox drafted him; who the fuck is this 6'4 guy who…

I immediately assumed that he lost it in a terrible way, because I’m a cynical asshole, and then absolutely loved the video because I’m a huge softie. Good for her! Sweet class!

Absolutely.

Indeed. I had a wonderful math teacher in high school who did an amazing job of connecting with us on a level that made us feel respected as peers. She was a tremendously positive influence on me and many of my friends. That made it somewhat easy for us not to question whether back rubs were appropriate. She later had…

Exactly. It’s such an impossibly dumb soundbite, but it’s red meat to idiots.

This is the most disliked trailer in YouTube history.

Awww, congratulations Darth!!!

You’re completely ignoring the cap space. Crowder and Thomas’s contracts are fucking ludicrous values, not to mention Bradley’s.

Of course Bobby Finger loves Fear!

Needs ranch dressing.

BUT THEY MADE FUN OF SOME GUY’S MOUSTACHE!!!!!

But how many swipes a day do you get on your meal card, and does the cafeteria have Lucky Charms?

Don’t sleep on How I Beat Shaq tho.

Thank goodness for Piers Morgan. Where would feminism be without him to guide it?

Those GamerGaters sure do have a consistent, coherent set of values!

The More You Know!

Re: that state dept tweet, do people actually smuggle coke out of the US???!?