Jesus, even Alanis is giving you side-eye for that very the definition of irony.

God damn, do I miss that golden era of television...

Not being disingenuous at all. Can you show me any examples at all where someone has abused one of these ordinances?

Lucky! (they’re terrible, and annoying as fuck)

Bahahaha! Oh good lord, that is awful!!!

Jesus. And I thought those fucking HTC commercials made him unsufferable... What a piece of shit.

Religion should have no bearing outside of chapel hill.

Counterpoint: forcing someone who presents as a woman to use a men’s bathroom puts that person at risk of being preyed upon. And, whereas your scenario has literally never happened (and has no grounding in reality whatsoever), this has actually happened - a lot.

We legitimately had an amazing run those years - the hockey team went to the championship game 3 years (and even won 1!), Dudley, Smith, Tyrese and Co had our bball team up to 3rd in the country at one point, and Matt Ryan miraculously and flukishly had us sitting at #2 I’m football (until they BC’d it up and lost at…

...and then explained to the media that he’d said “you’re cancerous to your team”. 11/10.

As an irrational Drayton Green hater (really, I just wish he was on my team), I absolutely love this letter. It’s spot on.

Damn. That lost punch by Grove is some bullshit.

Trump calling for decorum, because of one f-bomb, is the greatest thing I’ve heard since he pointed out how much everybody hates Ted.

It’s reminiscent of our weak, incompetent, Muslim president who has orchestrated vast conspiracies on behalf of his mentor - an anti-white Christian pastor in Chicago. Cognitive dissowhatnow?

As a Celtics fan who’s eagerly watching Brooklyn compete for a top-5 lottery spot, I absolutely love this move.

Trump also promises an end to all homework, and two of the most tremendous, most luxurious vending machines in the cafeteria if elected class prez.

Would anyone care to provide any reviews outside of these 3? Hinge has been a lot more successful and interesting for me than Tinder, although it relies on your having a lot of Facebook friends in order to fill your daily “batch” to swipe through. I’ve heard that Bumble, which only lets women send the first message,…

:-) Love it! Thanks for sharing!

I keep getting Maxi-Dress... I haven’t seen the new season yet, but I hope she’s really cool!

Yes, Orange County! As Jake Kasdan’s (presumably only) fanboy I appreciate you celebrating that film!