I know - that wasn’t meant as an entry to this contest, just a response to the OP.

I felt somewhat guilty about it, and in all honesty, he was pretty sweet to my friend. I mean, he was a middle-aged Bob Saget hitting on a 19-year-old, but all he really did was ask her to come to the hotel and make out, and he even apologized if he was being creepy — “I understand if this is creepy. I’m old.” So I…

I lost it :-( I hate when phones die...

You’re welcome! I totally forgot all about it until tonight! It was my favorite college party trick though; “Hey everybody, come watch me text Bob Saget pretending I’m a 19-year old girl!”

Those are both wonderful stories! I’m not at all surprised about any of them; my high school English teacher recently interviewed Bill Nye, and confirmed that he is an absolute sweetheart and a delight!

As an Austinite, I’ve heard plenty of amazing stories about Willie! He is downright amazing. (I may or may not know the person who supplies him with his herbs!)

Thy will was did.

That’s what Bob Saget thought, while I was catfishing him! At least until I ghosted and stood him up at a hotel in downtown Boston.

Fucking fuck fuck!!! I’ve always loved The Boondock Saints because it is such a clusterfuck of poor ideas that all come together to create a really fun movie (plus, Willem Dafoe and Billy Connolly), and I loved everything about the sequel in that it exposed what a terrific jackhole Duffy is and how he was ever so…

No I didn’t!

OMG, I love that there’s an awesome George Clinton story in here!!!! This thread is blowing me away!

Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! That can’t be true! Please do not be true!

That is awesome. The Bruschi story especially makes me so happy.

If it’s any consolation, he hit on my friend in college and I stole his cell-phone number from her. I pretended to be her and led him on every time he was back in Boston, until I finally got him to show up at the Hotel Commonwealth and cut communication entirely. He got angry and vulgar; if Bob Saget thinks you’re a…

Jean-Ralphio is such a strong character that I’ve become a complete and total sucker for everything Ben Schwarz. The dude just kills me.

As much as I always enjoy these “Worst Celebrity Encounters” stories, I’d like to lobby once more for a “Best Celebrity Encounters” post (unless I’ve missed one in the past). I want my best impressions of Ellie Kemper, Bill Walton, John Waters, and Amy Poehler to be confirmed, please and thank you.

Oh, so now we’re Krollsplaining here too!?

My friend’s rented a house for their wedding recently and it HAD A BOOKSHELF HIDDEN DOOR! It was incredible! It didn’t rotate, it just opened up like a door, unfortunately, but it lived up to my dreams and I am so happy to have experienced it!

I really hoped that people would eventually learn to stop wearing their emotions on their AIM Away Messages, but between Twitter and Facebook, it’s just gotten so, so much worse.

I like to respond “I’m not lactose-intolerant, but when I drink milk I fart like crazy.”