Oy vey. Thanks for setting us back, Jewish Fed of GP. The only remotely coherent piece of the argument is "The restaurant is stirring up conflict" and only because that's a half-decent play on words for Conflict Kitchen.

Have you heard of the band Chromeo? One of my favorites! And they happen to be Jewish and Palestinian! What brings people together like music & food?

Womanhood is a broad church

Oooh, sorry boss, I heard "Mopecs"

Are we sure that eating figs makes you look like an asshole? Or do you just look like an asshole?

A close family friend of mine came out after about 20 years of marriage. His now ex-wife was completely supportive throughout. He moved to a new house down the street, they remain best friends, and the kids are just glad that they're both happy.

Sex is inherently dangerous.

So, so good.

Whoooa, let's cool it on the F bombs.

There's plenty of blame to go around, so let's not point fingers until they've been thoroughly washed.

Yes, teenagers are annoying. But newscasters are paid money to inform large audiences - so they should really be able to get past it by now, instead of focusing on how they can awkwardly distance themselves from smoking pot.

So that was indoors? My buddies built a crazy little grow lab in their closet and spent somewhere around $2k (if I recall) on the lights, equipment, etc., in addition to building a vent up through the closet and out of the house. It was a production, to say the least, and they weren't even growing very much - it was…

How so? I'm just curious - my experience is limited to a houseplant that died after a month several years ago... Alls I know is that weed is pretty tricky to grow, per the amount of work that my friends have pored in.

Exactly! What's more incriminating than denying something that no one accused you of!? If they run a story on bath salts, should we just assume they snort the shit out of it until they tell us otherwise?

I long for the day when a TV news anchor can run a story on weed without giggling, making an easy pun, and then telling you how little they know about it because they've never touched it, tee hee ha ha munchies!

If you present yourself as easy prey, then expect to attract some wolves.

Who knew beards and jazzercise worked so well together!? Seriously though, pulling it off.

She super, super cares! That was 3 paragraphs of obviously caring! Otherwise it would've been 1-2 sentences. I don't know what killed me the most - the sniping at Martha, who just has to be projecting; the "If I'm being honest" turn of phrase; or that she [Laughs] after a real weak use of sarcasm. That should…

Wow, that's pretty unreal. Yeah, I can't really be mad at this.

This is why I abstained until marriage and only enjoy coitus with my loving wife and 800 concubines.