Ah, yeah that makes sense. I was hoping it was something cool and awesome and espionagey.

Yes - but don't give them credit for creating that law. It was drafted by the gun lobby - so the insane law you described was created for an even worse reason: to sell more bullets and guns.

+1 single up the middle

Why are you regularly hiring PI's?

Does the sandwich have veal?

So Arianna Huffington hangs out in Bentonville? It's an art museum, but it's Alice Walton's... Boo.

There Probably Homeschooled By They're Tooters.

I Don't Think Your Really Jaden.

Touche!

Maybe! Isn't the couple Australian though?

This is common knowledge! On hour 2 I would be watching the Hulk Hogan sex tape. By hour 3 I'd be reading Ann Coulter. Maybe I'd ask my uncle for a chest message if I wanted one last ditch effort, but I'd call a fucking ambulance after that.

Waaaaaay overestimating Snyder. If Dan Snyder is one thing, it's incompetent.

Thank you - I was really overlooking that. Gives me more hope!

The senate is 95% white. I can't even imagine what it'll be like when that drops down to, say, 70%.

We're still infinitely less pessimistic than the "War On Christmas", "Rejected because of Affirmative Action", "Dey Turk R Jobs!" crowd at Fox.

It is. My pessimistic outlook is that we'll see increasingly appalling behavior as the fight to maintain dominance becomes more frantic. While the makeup of the population changes, the board of directors will remain deliberately white and male, and white privilege will continue even as the group becomes a minority. …

"We would probably do well to rethink some of those values in the future."

No, I'm of the same mind. White Christians are obnoxiously whiny today. When they become the actual minority? They are going to go down kicking and screaming, and presumably dropping N-bombs.

I love this excerpt, but I have to point this out:

This man does not look very tranquil. He looks completely alone and appropriately terrified to me.