And bored!

Jeez, why don't ya marry her!?

You're a savvy beyer.

There's a gap in the market! This is our big ticket!

He despises bigotry toward pipe stools.

They're absolutely aware - it's the central focus. All of these games have long been designed with the foremost goal of taking advantage of human impulses as best we've figured out how.

Where are you getting all of that? From the poems? I'm not seeing it.

I'll see your living proof and raise you the actual proof that corporal punishment doesn't work.

You are the worst.

Is there any reason to believe that Goodell and company would act with a shred of integrity?

Surprised Vontaze Me Bro isn't on the list...

Unfortunately, that goal of understanding that the process is all that matters is a lot closer to nirvana than most people will ever get. And if you can't understand that, or if that just doesn't do it you by itself, then competition and pressure start to look a whole lot better as far as your options go.

Help me come up with a better analogy:

The Beats headphones that are under $300 are very average, so they're definitely overpriced.

And bear in mind, those owners flat-out refused to bend to the referees sheerly out of their devotion to the cult of Ayn Rand.

I am obsessed with the Punching Game. I'm a small guy with impressively poor upper-body strength, but solid technique. I always beat those Affliction-shirt wearing assclowns by ~100 points, and I cannot tell you how rewarding it is to destroy their entire lives. I've seen guys drop $50 trying to catch up. It's…

It's the only way to go. Unless you know the guy who reads the score, so you can add "I, ___ ___, the guy reading the scores right now, have 4 separate strains of Gonorrhea" or pick a word that his Staten Island accent will never be able to pronounce and go with "I can't pronounce water water water water water water"

What about services like Boingo, iPass, and others?

Btw to answer your question, your friends probably care. The gay ones, I mean.

Random? It can't be that random - I mean you've got Deadspin commenters galore saying how frustrated they are to have their consistent feed of in-depth sports analysis* interrupted by this off-the-field matter.