Holy crap! How was I so blind!? I mean, before I read this I would've bet you 90 bajillion dollars that absolutely nothing you just said is ever going to happen, but now that you've written a bizarre rant on the internet, I'm ready to believe all of it despite the complete and utter lack of evidence!

Which ones? I'd love to read them...

She's money in Goon, which Jay wrote, if you haven't checked it out... Just a solid movie.

She is lovely. Jay Baruchel is a lucky dude. They're a recent entrant to my top-5 celebrity couples that I would love to hang out with.

I would give her the mildest, most boring 43 seconds of her life...

How's that van by the river treating you?

Ugh. This article had almost nothing to do with random erections. I was looking forward to a frank discussion.

I bet you were a huge dick in gym class.

If he wasn't such a nice guy, he'd tell Skip Bayless to knock it the hell off.

Letting Sideshow Bob put up 36 points against you? That's really that embarrassing.

I use a water bottle full of vodka instead of my flask whenever possible. Literally nothing says "I'm drinking alcohol which I shouldn't be" like a flask.

Economics needs you, Nate. Much like Baseball and Elections, it's currently governed largely by intuition and dogma, and has a massive allergy to verifiable empirical data.

Sazon on South Lamar. Check it out.

Does he know that the first 30 days of his trial will be free?

Yeah, you're probably right...

I bet it is! It's appalling how the liberal cereal industry keeps indoctrinating our kids...

So I'm really supposed to believe that you don't like them because they aren't good fiddlers? That's ridiculous! You just hate them because they're rich. Also, for what it's worth, I'm a very good fiddler, so if you'd like to withdraw that 'moron' comment I'll forgive you - you had no idea when you typed that.

What? I'm pretty sure I've never done math of any kind...

;-) Sorry, I was in a really weird mood... Hope you did laugh!

Is it blind bigots like me? Or is it blind bigots like you, who want to billionaires to "finally pay some taxes" just because they are rich? Think about that one, mate.