That’s just your fault for not realizing your potential though. Simba was just gonna spend his days as a total lazybutt and letting the Pridelands fall to ruin until Mufasa told him “Remember who you are”. So your mom had the right idea.

We all wanted to see what it would look like when a foul ball hit this, right?

The crying Jordan on Westbrook’s shirt! I didn’t notice them at first glance, but what a great touch.

What a time to be alive.

Just hook that comment up directly to my aorta. K. Thanks.

The Warriors hot takes are going to be the worst part about them losing.

Bill Simmons fucking hates this idea.

Nah, Joey was gearing up to baseball fight. Odor included the mandatory glove slap, but that punch was way too hockey for baseballing with.

I thought you were supposed to throw trash on the floor in the back until it reached the height of the seats. That’s how you know it’s time to empty it.

Odor’s fist was on the move before Bats started winding up, you lying fuckface. Of course this comment will stay in the greys, because people don’t want to hear the truth.

You went for the low hanging fruit and still failed.

And, yet, he isn’t. Have you learned nothing from this?

My favorite thing about the Oakland A’s is the entire team plays on top of really kick ass long boards. Outfield, infield, mound guy. They all just look totally chill on those badass long boards, zooming around in a fast way without looking too stressed about it. Where is the first baseboy going? Maybe to get some…

God, I remember in college when I read Bill Simmons obsessively. He was never an incredible writer, but it is AMAZING how absolutely insufferable he became as he got full of his own shit. I can still go back and enjoy shit like the Levels of Losing and the Rules for Sports fans. As half-baked and as sophomoric as a…

Give him a break. The man draws his very life force from espousing half baked ideas. Just look what a year without sustenance had done to him!

Lol. “Advancing with his fists raised”. Alright.

As a Yankees fan, that punch will definitely be the best highlight of my season.

The punch says he means business, while the slap demands satisfaction.

I’m not a Jays fan but God damn are they a fun team. They just don’t give a fuck. The whole mission is to hit homers and if you mess with us, we will mess with you.

someone thinking hush puppies is the best BBQ side is a bigger scandal