LOL. Kinja level - AMAZING.

(This team)...has already banked enough wins to end up with 95 if they go below .500 over the rest of the year...

It just needs Dan Cortese.

Get out.

An app that lets me smell what he is cooking or GTFO.

Meh. Nice try, but in a post about about tolerance, making fun of disabled people is pretty low...and lame.

These are some highly starred replies I’m seeing. Unfortunately I don’t understand any of them.

The Browns don’t care who they start at QB. That’s the entire point of stockpiling all these picks. Next year they’ll have a great shot at No. 1 AND enough draft capital to move up to No. 2 as well if they like since they’ll have the Eagles pick as play money. RGIII sells jerseys and seats and if that’s all he can do…

I am really confused. This looks like a good trade for the Browns. But it’s the Browns, so I assume this is not actually a good trade, because they made it.

Any time you have to begin a statement with “I’m not a bigot or moron” or “I’m not being a racist, but” chances are you’re doing the very thing that you don’t think you’re doing. Now, I’m not saying all women are stupid, but ... see, the sentence was never completed, but you generally have a pretty good idea what…

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

The father felt it. Do you?

Congratulations! You are the last person on the planet to see a tweet.

It’s actually Krusty Brand imitation potato substance. 9 out of 10 orphans can’t tell the difference.

You think you’re the shit, aren’t you?

Getting hit by a car ball is notably absent.

I can honestly say that as I scrolled down, I told myself meat and super best be 1, 2 in some order. Kudos!

Wow, you got them all right, in the correct order, the first time! Deadspin writers always fail at that.