Hi, just here doing a Frump check. Ok, Frump levels high— let me check the box, here....Annnd, have a great night.

Qwerty.

The Howling: Democrats

Problem is the camera doesn’t like the frumps. The bad optics are built in.

Yeah, we’ll be there throwing dildos at you ladies lol

The guy is marrying a sex-changed creature — note the man-hands. And said creature is one that plays a professional sport — women’s tennis — and dominates, thereby robbing real women tennis players of their rightful fame and fortune.

Gee mental illness and addiction...would account for most of the dreck emanating from Jezbian scribes and the rest of their liberal cohorts lol.

Ladies, if you are complaining about being lonely, you need to do a few things:

Lies lol.

Sheen, Offerman, and DeNiro all have one thing in common: They’ve all been taking their recent political cues from neurotic or otherwise boneheaded girlfriends/wives.

Private server? Sure, and our First Lady for the last 8 years has really been a man in a dress lol.

Right, and the next thing they’ll be telling us is that our First Lady for the last 8 years has been a man in a dress lol.

Engorged, orange tick drinking Ellie tears as a nightcap.

Now I’m hearing Trump is looking at making Ivanka, First Lady lol.

Merlan, has this been a great year or what? First we had Hulk Hogan effectively taking a treasure-bath with what should have been your Gawker equity. Then we had Trump making the fucking boss Presidential run of all time and demolishing H and the dreams of several so-called “elite” pols with her lol.

If I was going to grope a woman, it’d be Taylor Swift. Certainly wouldn’t blow a grope on lesser women who probably dream of being groped because nobody looks at them twice lol.

Trump will appoint Merlan to be his Presidential cup-bearer lol.

First Gawker goes under and the Jezebels find that the fruits of all their hard work have gone to Hulk Hogan. Then Trump pulls the big upset.

Oh good “God.” The SR-71s were regularly hitting Mach 5+ back in the 1960s. Its fully-stealth replacement came online in time for the Gulf War in 1990-1991, utilizes scramjet technology and is capable of Mach 10+

Jezebel tears so delicious lol.