Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

The NBA’s just buying time to investigate whether or not his parents falsified his birth certificate.

Classic photo to headline combo!!

Quick—-which one would you take, Curt’s T-bird or Conan’s 92 SHO?

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Damn,

The bite marks are a sure clue.

The most effective party line I see being used is “this has nothing to do with you or America”

Mono hit Sam hard.

Ooofff, I haven’t seen an awkward white boy so thoroughly ignored since I was in highschool.

So, normally I’d be loathe to share this with you plebes (kidding; i’m middle management basically) but i don’t travel for work anymore so why be greedy (apparently it’s the new american way but I say eff that). Plus I was shocked that no one had really “answered” in the comments yet.

Lightly regarded Justin Anderson is trying to earn a bag whereas Mook is trying to keep the rookie from jeopardizing his bag by playing overly aggressive in a meaningless preseason game.

The 2019-20 NY Knicks—-we have no talent, but we’ll beat the living hell out of you!

> Had Acuña run out of the box on his hit and gotten the double, the Ozzie Albies grounder would’ve moved him to third

“There’s a lot of baseball players who give their best effort all the time,” Acuna said through the team interpreter. “But [it] can kind of get away from them [sometimes]. We’re human. We make errors.”

US parades are invasions. 

They could have found pieces of the foglight cover embedded in the dead person; the pieces matched the hole but aren’t shown in the photos.

Suspect connotes not even charged. Alleged is redundant in that sense. So innocence v. guilt is not yet an issue.