“Really?  That’s the biggest scarf you sell?! Have you checked the back?  Fine. Ring it up.”

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

The way Young orchestrated his career makes his argument hypocritical bullshit, and nothing more.

Or when he bypassed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ mid-1980s morgue of an organization to sign for big bucks with the USFL. 

Steelers fans like him again now

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Yes, it’s Mike Mayock! The football sensation that’s sweeping the nation! Only $14.95 at participating stores! Get one today!

As it turns out, the camera operator was Markelle Fultz.

ATTN Promotions Department of a soon to be sued into oblivion (bolivian?) team:

“See?!? We told you! A taco truck on every corner is a fundamental threat to the American way of life!”
-Trump 2020

Sometimes the writers here come off as living in a bubble. 

I found out last year that I’ve been overtaxed for 7 years due to the size of my property being incorrectly inflated by the appraisal district. But there’s nothing I can do to recoup my overpayment because of the two year limitation they set. So it only makes sense that my overpayment and his underpayment essentially c…

There’s a coach Mike Brown who can help you win? MotherFUCKer!

Co-signed!

why on earth is kawhi buying his own boxes?

And in a crowded building under camera surveillance, in a block crammed with traffic, in a downtown area!

I know that conclussions was an obvious typo but I’m now fixated on the word.

This story is awesome and is definitely a tale that can be told be a lot of us.

They took down bin Laden.... so I guess they’ve seen some awful things