Damn we must be a big deal if we've made it to Deadspin comment joke status.

Is it available for purchase? Asking for a friend.

Sun headline: "SWANS SHIT ON UNITED IN SEASON OPENER AT OLD TRAFFORD"

Back....and to the left

"It's called a free kick, right? I thought that means anyone can take it..?"

"There are reasons why white gun's rights activists can walk into a Chipotle restaurant with assault rifles and be seen as gauche nuisances while unarmed black men are killed for reaching for their wallets or cell phones, or carrying children's toys."

JaVale McGee doesn't do anything exceptional, unless it's a complete accident.

AKA Dr. Noonian Van Falk!

Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!

I'm not wearing a tie at all.

Well...replace the word "dog" with "son" and "accidentally" with "repeatedly".

"You're one of a kind, Reddit, and nobody deserves this more than you!"

Better than this finish in the dark?

Why do you care?

Jamie Moyer jokes never get old. Unlike Jamie Moyer.

"Excuse me... and how old is this one?"

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...