Might I add, no fat chicks!

Who is the unseen spaghetti-wrangler presenting the gob of spaghetti that Tommy Lasorda is about to sex?

Mr. Burns is dead! Why do the good always die so young?

At this rate he'll be working at the car wash.

Hey! I've got Saggy P. It's a serious medical condition so stop making fun. Wait, what?

Ganked his Kim Kardashian prosthetic ass too.

/reads update

Eerie similarity to Lorenzen Wright. Both played for Clippers and Memphis.

More importantly, were you also wearing an onion on your belt? Which was probably the style at the time.

That's ask wife for meat loaf, thank you.

*at the Newell household*

I can't seem to get out of this pending discussion pit. Little help here?

Cartman works for CBS now?

But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

Poor Dimitrios Konstantopoulos.

We're here. We're queer. We don't want anymore bears.

Knicks went all out. Even had a member of the Lollipop Guild present Phil with a ball.

But at least I's don't wake up in the dark ever again to that awful screaming of the lambs.

and then discharged several rounds into the ground outside the house.