Toni Morrison’s books take forever to read, because every single word matters. I do not race through one of her books, I read it slowly — sometimes I can only handle a few pages in a sitting, because those few pages affect me so much. Thank you, Ms. Morrison.

Amused that you found a clown picture for this clown.

I know your post is sarcasm, and I enjoy it, and for some reason I feel it’s important to add (though it isn’t sarcasm) that with all of the railing and fomenting Hitler did regarding the Treaty of Paris, he never once actually kept to the terms of the treaty. But why waste a good talking point? He also, because along…

HAHAHA!  Thank you for that, I needed a chuckle.

Why is the person in the blue shoes above standing with her toes in? Does she know it makes her look either like she has a congenital pigeon-toed condition, in which case that is unfortunate and, I’m told, uncomfortable, and my remark is not directed at you, or like you’re trying to look like a toddler, which is a…

Shut up, Neil deGrasse Tyson, you asshole.

I’m hoping we can treat him like I’d like Jezebel to also treat the Duggars:  ignore him until he goes away.

Sure, but Ivanka still walks on two legs most of the time, doesn’t she?

I think it’s not so much bigotry against black animals (please, Dog, let it not be bigotry against black animals) as that they don’t photograph as well as non-black dogs because cameras are set up for non-black dogs and it’s harder to see their faces because of lack of contrast. That said, my sweet and lovely black…

If it is, they’d better not dump it because it’s imperfect.  People like that are loathesome.

I think Gibbs was a Marine Gunnery Sergeant.  Marines get crabby when you say they’re in the Navy.

Please ignore the Duggars.  Let’s test the theory that if we all ignore them they’ll go away.

10mg of melatonin is more than 3x the standard dose of 3mg.  At that dose, there’s a chance that it might exacerbate depression.  Sure, it will help you get to sleep, but so will 3mg.  People should be sure to do research on that amount before taking it.

10mg of melatonin is more than 3x the standard dose of 3mg.  At that dose, there’s a chance that it might exacerbate…

That picture up there makes me gag.

The Amelia Peabody books improve, they really do.  In the first book or so, the writing is very much Victorian Lady Phrasing And Attitudes.  I was very sad when Elizabeth Peters (real name Barbara Mertz) passed away.

Also it’s worth noting there are eight types of herpes that infect humans. Chicken pox is caused by a type of herpes. Most of will have been infected with several herpes types during our lifetime. We all have tons of viruses that we carry around, sometimes our entire lives, but because one type of herpes spreads…

He wrote a number of good books, including The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich.

I commend you for listening at all.  I can’t tolerate his voice or his picture.  There’s an extension for Chrome called Make America Kittens Again that (sometimes) substitutes a picture of kittens for a picture of Darth Cheeto.

And Celeste should have known that because she was a lawyer.

I didn’t know that. Thanks for the link!