They also need to realize that Republicans are lying about why the price of gas has gone up and the causes of inflation.  Hint: Biden does not have a dial at his desk that sets gas prices or interest rates, but lots of really large companies, including oil and gas companies, are looking at sharp increases in their…

Am I the only one who knew the pictured dipshit was an entitled rich Republican with no experience who was running for office even before they scrolled down to the title of the article? He just gives off that “I got away with raping people at fraternity parties by threatening to have my daddy’s lawyers make their…

Hahaha...  I missed that.  I bet that went over big.

I’d say everyone gets to have their teddys or other old security items. I may say this because I still have mine. But I say it nonetheless. Other things are just weird, though. Squeeze your own toothpaste, dude. It’s freeing. You can use a lot or a little, depending on how you feel about it right then.

I love the way they can jump 5 feet vertically from a standing stop.

Two single people with lots of spending money mutually want to date? Go with god. Avoid publicity.  Use birth control.

You’re right.  Thanks for the corrections!

You are correct.  But I like my friends, and I want them to go on liking me.  Things at work are fair game though.

Dr. Flame, surely?

I totally agree except that I think he was pretty thoroughly hated because of the tree debacle even before he bought the football team.

I think Ivanka is a spoiled bitch and useless waste of air who has her head so far up her ass that she’s looking out through her mouth. Given that, however, I still don’t care whether she’s had an abortion. Or not had an abortion. Or had several abortions. Or helped friends get abortions. Or can spell abortion. If a…

I know!  He should raise all of them.  By himself.  No help.  No nannies.  Just him.  That will certainly test his resolution.

I’ve never seen any indication that Meghan is a shitty person.

I have a badge that says Grammar Police. Our motto is “To Correct and Serve” and yet I don’t have the authority to go around correcting everyone’s grammar. I had some of those wings from flying as a child, and yet no one let me fly an actual 747. I had a shirt in college that was embroidered with all kinds of medals…

Yeah, that great peace deal between Israel and Morocco.  That makes me feel so much safer.  If old Tangerine Idi Amin had gotten a second term, maybe Kushner would have worked up a peace deal between Israel and Papua-New Guinea or Israel and Singapore.  The world could have all lain down their arms and turned their…

I love Lizzo, the flute sounded good.  Too bad she wasn’t able to play a classical flute piece, but since she played it at the Library of Congress she and they apparently made the decision not to do that.  That she and the flute were vibrating at the same frequency makes sense to me!

Me too!  I’m going to use my newfound invisibility for both good and evil.  I’m going to help children and animals who need help (though oddly they still see me) and I’m going to pick something evil to do once I think of it.  I might also rob banks, because why not?  I don’t know whether I even appear on film…

They pulled these children out of class and grilled them about their gender and body parts without a parent present?  These poor kids.  I’m not trans, but I’d probably have had a meltdown and refused to answer any questions.  No stranger got to talk to me about my body when I was in 8th grade.  Or any grade.  Or even…

I see your point, but I’d appreciate someone letting these wackjob fringe Republicans know that their positions ARE marginal instead of treating them as though they represent anything like a centrist position. I understand that the more nuts someone is the better entertainment value they have (which is my theory on how…

Shallow take on the whole thing:  I hate those fucking bangs.  What is she, six?  And if she can’t keep her tongue in her mouth maybe someone should crazy glue her lips shut.