And if your pet has a traumatic background, you can unwittingly (pun intended, and not kindly) trigger a response where your pet attacks you and hurts you badly. And who do you think is going to get the blame? Not you. “I just stuck my face in his and barked loudly while he was sleeping and he jumped four feet in the…

If there are 8 covers, I hope I get Idris Elba. First because Idris Elba, and second, men are usually not photoshopped that way. We get to see their actual faces.

I’m not pro-abortion. Pro-abortion means that I want people to have abortions. I have no opinion on whether people should have abortions or shouldn’t have abortions. That’s my entire point. It’s none of my business. I’m not the one making the decision that will affect their lives so profoundly. The decision belongs…

Yes.  The fact that I’m not on Team Angie doesn’t mean I’m on Team Brad.  

Angie has always seemed to me to be Team Angie and the heck with the rest of the world.  And yes, I know about her UN stuff, so you don’t have to remind me.  And I’ve always looked sideways at rich white ladies adopting children from poor countries, no matter whether they’re Angie or Madonna or my friend’s sister. …

I ignore anyone who tells me that I’m safe unmasked around unvaccinated people because I’m vaccinated.  They can wear a mask or not as they please.  They don’t know my immune system.  They don’t know who I interact with.  They don’t know who I’m protecting by taking what they think are unnecessary precautions.  For me…

I don’t know much about racing, but those figures above make it look like the wheels have to be set one way when they begin, but during a pit stop they can be changed to have more skew.  Am I wrong?

Okay, I see your point.  Thanks.

He did a lot of damage and certainly gave classified material to Putin, but he was too interested in having a May 1st-type of martial parade the way Putin does to decimate the armed forces.  So that’s not as bad as it could be?

Sure, if I was kidding, but I wasn’t kidding. What do YOU think he wants?

My father didn’t drink.  Didn’t stop his abuse.  Physical, emotional, sexual.  Got the full range.

Hard to tell.  I lost a lot of IQ points reading that.

No, there was more room in the crotch than that. I sew a lot, and I know what a fitted crotch should look like... and some guys would have had to be wearing some mighty large prostheses to get that extra 6" or more of room in their crotch.

Just a footnote to your whataboutism... I watched the men’s ski jumping last night (I record these things to watch whenever) and there were a lot of men whose jumpsuits had extremely roomy crotches.  If a fitted crotch were required, those judges looking at the women’s crotches were looking the other way.  What is…

This is an interesting point.  I wish I thought that Putin would think Oh well, they let our skater compete; let’s not invade Ukraine.  Sadly, I think Putin is less interested in what the world thinks and more interested in world domination.  

That sounds delicious. I’d probably leave out the lemongrass because I don’t like it, and the juniper berry because I’m allergic to pine trees, which would probably end up making spiced cherry whisky.  Hmmm.  That sounds good too, even if it’s something only I would drink.  Or put over ice cream.

I once smiled at the asshole in my group who thought he’d put one over on me but who’d walked right into the trap I’d set - it wasn’t that sinister; the end result was that he had to write up the thing he was complaining we didn’t have to discuss because he already knew it - but it wasn’t a dominant smile. It might…

Well, I’ve seen 007 do it, but I get your point.