It was worse... what they didn’t tell me was that their secret plan and the reason for going to the play (the two teenagers who had no more sense than you’d expect a 13 and 14 year old to have and my elderly father who toppled easily but would do anything for his grandkids) was that after the play I would agree to…

And imagine, if he stopped hiring all white men how quickly the culture would change...

Excuse me, I believe we asked even before the Jaguars fired him.

Does he like beer?  Can he cry to a Congressional hearing about how he likes beer and they’re just picking on him?  (That’s the advanced test; you may need to have one or more advanced degrees to pass that one).

The man with self-control quit his job, and the man without self-control was reinstated as a policeman.  They don’t see the problem?

People are just like cattle. Stampedes can appear out of nowhere. I was waiting to get past a checkpoint with at least 5,000 of my fellow idiots to see a play in NYC in 2001 on New Year’s Eve (as God is my witness, it was not my idea. I wouldn’t even have been there if it hadn’t been that the other members of my party…

Hold up. Did anyone else hear the needle come off the record the same place I did? I want clarification on this:

And the kids are miserable too.  Been there, done that, have the therapy bills.

Rather than MTG being a Karen, I’d suggest that MTG is a Karen raised to an exponential power.  An Extra-Karen (not a Super-Karen; that sounds like it might have the tiniest bit positive in it, and there is none in MTG).  

I live near DC, so politics is kind of a local sport.  I know a lot of anti-Cheetolini Republicans, who dislike almost everything the Republican party is doing right now.  They don’t want to join the Democratic party because they’ve been Republicans all their life.  I tell them that’s fine, we don’t require…

Her staff knew where she was. If the world was ending, they could physically go and let her know. She wasn’t climbing Mount Everest. It’s Finland.

I had a boyfriend who was 6' 10".  I am 5'3".  He bent down.  I stretched up.  It’s kissing.  When you want to kiss you figure it out.

In that case it should say something like “Click here for comments”. 

I wonder why people don’t start suing all the smug Republicans they can think of.  It’s a ridiculous law - go sue people you think might have had anything to do with an abortion - try and get more nebulous than that - so I think all those Republicans are up for grabs.  Clearly, you don’t need to have any proof.

You are not the only one who finds this ridiculous. She is bringing attention to the enormous backlog of unprocessed rape kits in the country.  She can only do what she can do, and that’s what she feels she can make a difference doing.  Don’t damn her for not fixing every ugly police department in the country; she…

So... yeah.  How’s he doing with that?  Halfway through, maybe?  

I don’t doubt that some NFL cheerleaders are very intelligent (I know one, and she is), but the pay won’t put you through anything except maybe the drive-through window at Wendy’s. When all the hours of practice and appearances and game time are added up, they make less than minimum wage. And they have to pay for…

NOW it’s become synonymous with sexualization?  The extra short skirts and crop tops that have been standard for years and years were so they didn’t overheat in the sun?  In (for example) New England in November?

Didn’t mean to imply that at all. I’m saying he can say what he wants and it doesn’t bother me because as far as I can tell he was a damaged child without any kind of proper role models until he hit the military and if people want to report what he says as though he’s the second coming of Christ it’s probably to sell…

And they are trying to legislate their religious views.  I feel like that isn’t shouted from the rooftops nearly often enough.  I don’t share their religious views and legislating that I have to follow them really pisses me off.