She could totally have an everyday vagina and a special occasion vagina. That’s what I’d do.

Dadbod? Yes please.

I don’t know what’s sadder

Amandla is a common South African name, it means Power in the Xhosa and Zulu language and was a protest call for blacks in the apartheid struggle. I used to think her name was silly too until I looked it up

The people who love it all identify with district 12... they don’t realize that they are actually residents of the Capitol.

Had to be done because that shit just looks WRONG

:O

Yes. This.

Here he is walking his 3 legged rescue dog;

This sounds like the most liberating way to retire. Enough with dealing with politicians, hang out with real pigs instead!

Yup. Same. And honestly his comments about the interview only validate my feelings about him. He’s such a butthurt diva baby.

I have an unexplainable but strong dislike for RDJ. He’s just so...smug?

Lovato’s response to this tattoo artist was epic:

RDJ sounds like a total boob in both Guru-Murthy’s interview and the Stern interview.

Kim Kardashian is a gift that never stops giving. Never since Jesus on the cross have we seen someone give so much.

i found it. its right there. like literally right where the arrow is pointing.

“Listen to YOU”

“I’m staying hydrated this way.” Seriously though, it’s gin and pedialite or nothing. Gin and Pedialite: You’re now at a townie’s houseparty.

RIP the days of vodka powerade :/

How many people had to approve that, d’ya think?