There’s the Obama I campaigned for! I thought he was gone for good.

I just used this on a pissy commenter on ROYGBIV earlier and, fuck it, it’s still relevant:

Juli Luke’s statement should have read

I am damn proud he is the President of the United States.

My favorite one is the guy who seems to think rights are a finite resource, so if you grant rights to a new group, other groups have to give some rights up. It's a redistribution of rights, I guess.

My grandmother sent out the most amazing email just gushing about how happy she was that the U.S. got it right this week and upheld Obamacare AND NOW EVERYONE IS EXTENDED MARRIAGE EQUALITY (Caps emphasis hers.) She sent this email to EVERYONE she knows. I’ve never been prouder to be her granddaughter. She’s awesome.

“When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.”

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

Am I the only one who likes to imagine that this show exists in an alternate universe where President Bartlett and Jack McCoy are in love and getting married?

Yeah, they love the Constitution and the law, except when it doesn't suit their own biblical viewpoints. They always forget that part where the Constitution granted us all freedom FROM religion. Half of them believe that Jesus and Ronald Reagan co-founded America, even though Jesus H. Christ had ZERO in common with…

Twitter is abuzz with people threatening to move to Canada.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
A DECADE TOO LATE FUCKERS

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

Am I a bad person for taking almost as much joy in the pee-pants tantrums the Conservatives are throwing over the ruling as in the ruling itself?

The writer was a he.

Me neither! My best guess is that it means the writer thinks Cara’s only dating women because she’s insecure and she thinks women are more accepting, and the writer’s like, “Hey, Cara, let go of your antiquated gender stereotypes and cheer up. You don’t have to settle for women anymore; there are plenty of men with…

When I suggest to Cara that to trust a man, she might have to revise an old and stubborn idea of hers — that women are perennially troubled and therefore only women will accept her — her smile says she concedes the point.

Do you think if a famous person transitions from female to male, the tabloids will be like, “I don’t know what it is about Miles Cyrus, but he seems so much more confident lately. Yet more down-to-earth, somehow. More rational. More logical. Less squawky.”

It goes in the pile with loose/lose, choose/chose, and bizarrely, definitely/defiantly.

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

Hmm. I really didn’t have an opinion on Amber Heard either way until just now. And now I think she’s an ass.