old people who think food is love.

Like I would seriously love a "commenters of Jezebel" beauty post every day of the week. Everyone does something cool and different and I dig it.

They aren't psychopaths, they're lions. That's normal for them. Like Chris Rock said, peoples' pet tigers don't "go berserk", they "go tiger". They're doing what they do, the only problem is that a few foolish humans decided to try to make them into cuddly little kittens.

OH MY GOD. I cannot blame Melanie for all the drugs, now. Not with growing up in a household that's all "Lions are great pets!....oh, honey, is your face okay?"

I got hooked on the stuff in France! I would bribe people to get for me until recently. Now you can get the real deal on Amazon!

This was fantastic. I could spend all day reading detailed accounts of the mundane beauty habits of women who are mostly focused on other things.

AND I am wearing five bracelets, a watch, four rings, two earrings (wimp about piercings) a scarf and a black shirt and pants and leather Reef flops (FL). So AGREED: accessorize! Now if I could only get enough sleep with my two jobs...

I envy you your sense of style. I find women 10 years older than me and 10 years younger look great. Women my age (50ish) are still struggling with breaking free from the Preppy Handbook and other abuses of the late 70s early 80s.

This bitch is on point. Totally killer. Loving all the colors.

(I feel like she's a little young for advanced style? I thought those ladies were 70s+?)

This is insanely fantastic.

As the daughter of a woman with Alzheimer's disease, I can tell you that in the first four or five years that I could see that she was affected, not everyone else could. Even those that knew her pretty well could not or would not see it, especially in short lived situations. She had always been sharp as a tack, and…

For Schedule II medications? No, they are not. You need a physical script every single time you get the medication filled. The doctor cannot write 3 Refills on the script nor can he call/fax it in.

Long story short: I dated her alleged sidepiece. Her twins were very little at the time.

Dr. Haung would never invent a drug! lol

It might not be the norm, but it is a common side effect. I wish it hadn't been the case for me but I can't afford to be even dumber than I already am.

When I'm having a bad day and am angry at the world, I google "John Travolta dog" and laugh until I forget.

Just wait. I submitted my pup and I GOT AN EMAIL BACK THAT HE MIGHT BE FEATURED. If it happens, things will be back to normal shortly.

Another little known fact about strippers: they're actually humans just like everyone else! With feelings and goals and fears and everything! They're not just sexy, lifelike automatons! Crazy, right?!

but not before trying Ibogaine, an "experimental" therapy drug that produces LSD-like hallucinations and is banned in the U.S.