Southern country clubs are FULL of 30ish women wearing matching dresses with their little girls. I hate those prints with a burning passion. The whole brand is so infantalizing.

Well, golly gee. Thanks for the random insult. As you may have noticed, when La Aniston says anything regarding her love life, it gets picked up in tabloids/media sites everywhere. Her words are changed and edited. I've seen her asked about it (most recently on the Golden Globes red carpet) and she was happy to go…

From all of the recent Aniston quotes about this guy, I assumed they were together until his death and THAT'S why he wasn't 'the one'. I had no idea that they broke up, he subsequently married someone else, got sick, was cared for by his wife, then died. It definitely makes me give Aniston the side eye - she's letting…

Yup, me too. I'll go to 4 days in the winter with the use of baby wipes and dry shampoo.

Anyone who uses the term 'Big Pharm' unironically loses all credibility with me.

There's also a bit of the 'Food Babe'/chemicals are the devil' going on here, from what I've read in previous articles. I'm all for bodily autonomy, but this girl is not making an informed choice, but simply following her mother's blind mistrust of science. Ugh. It's such a tragic case all around.

#NOTALLBOOBS

I feel like the poor models had to choose straws for this photo shoot. You know the Biebs was an insufferable diva on set.

It's that rage-inducing eyebrow raise face. I just want to punch him and I'm not a violent person. Why can't he just smile? Or...just make any other face for the camera??

I'm sorry, what?? Her flu vaccine magically went to her uterus and stayed there? Does that mean my vaccine may have migrated to, say, my knee? Wow.

I think she has the right to say 'ooh, gross' and maybe shudder internally, but no actual physical harm will come to her - my sympathies for the icky factor only go so far, especially when someone else is being nice enough to cook for you. Suck it up, buttercup.

US Weekly just states it as fact - as in, "Bruce Jenner, who's currently transitioning to living as a woman, is interested in a new reality show". I did a double take because I didn't realize it was a given and because they presented it without any salacious judgement.

Honestly, I was shocked at the difference! Abu Dhabi : boring, conservative suburb of Salt Lake City. Dubai : weird, futuristic meld of Las Vegas and NYC.

She was at a mosque in Abu Dhabi, not Dubai. They're both part of the UAE, but very different in terms of culture. Abu Dhabi is significantly more conservative, while Dubai is more of a party city.

Oh, what a heartbreaking thought and a final insult. She will be buried as a boy and misgendered forever in stone. I don't usually support vandalism, but I hope someone scratches her real name on the stone.

And I also guarantee that a guard was yelling at them for male-female touching in this picture! No touching allowed. I can only imagine the chaos that this group caused...

I was at that particular mosque not too long ago - I got out of the car in the distant parking lot with my scarf around my shoulders, and was screamed at by a guard for not already having my head covered. As much as I'd like to give her props, you can't get within 100 yards of this place without being covered from…

I never get tired of watching this clip. Ever.

NO! I've never heard that particularly delicious rumor - where did you see that? I must go investigate...

I'm still getting over bronchitis - I laughed so hard at these submissions that I'm pretty sure I set my recovery back a week. Can't. breathe.