I just want to grab all of their cute little butts (in a fully consensual way, of course!)

But I guarantee they've photoshopped out her rolls, stretch marks, and cellulite, which is just as frustrating to me. Ugh. We can't win.

My experience exactly. I can't model anymore because I've creeped up to a size 6. I'm not fat, I don't consider myself fat, but I can't fit the clothes. They make them to the smallest common denominator, which is unfortunately getting smaller and smaller. It then makes it harder to translate the looks to larger sizes…

The more expensive the clothing, the smaller the sizing :( A size 2 in Ann Taylor Loft will be a size 8 in Armani. If she's tall, she could easily be a size 10.

I actually hate seeing movies with other people for all of those reasons! Plus, you get to stay in your little happy bubble when it's over and not have to immediately chat about your thoughts.

Have you ever worked at a shelter? It's really easy to group pet owners into two categories - good/worthy or bad/unworthy, until you see the daily complexities of life. Unfortunately, there aren't a lot of resources out there for people who really want to do their best for a beloved family pet and it ends up at the…

I'm going to leave the first part of your comment alone because I don't feel like getting in an argument about systemic class/poverty issues.

Not necessarily. You have to monitor them, but it's possible for implants (particularly saline, under the muscle) to last up to 20 years. Still upkeep, but less than previously thought!

Amen. The most dogs I've ever had at one time is 11, which included a litter of foster 5 puppies and 2 adult fosters. I thought I was going to lost my mind. There is absolutely no way you can adequately care for 31 cats.

I spend very little on makeup, but buying good skincare is worth it to me. It's cheaper than going to the dermatologist to deal with my severe rosacea. I don't spend any money on my hair or nails, and I don't have kids. For me, this is how I choose to spend my extra cash.

Fellow long-term Rouger here. I feel ashamed, but my skin is so happy now and it's cheaper than all of the dermatologist visits and prescriptions.

I was mostly worried that she was about to fall down the stairs...

Are you serious? On the off chance that you're not a troll, let me just tell you that men can absolutely be feminists.

I fully and totally agree with you - but I guarantee that this particular service is geared towards blond, Lululemon-wearing, UWS types, not minorities.

Yep, as did I. Those rules were ridiculous.

I definitely used the term 'alpha male', but never beta. I feel like that terrible book The Rules used 'alpha male'.

Nah, I could have written a similarly clueless letter in my first marriage. Note - I was 22 when I got married and had no kids. After much therapy and self examination, I left the marriage (along with the alpha/beta societal expectation bullshit) and am much happier now.

Can you imagine what noted rape apologist Dear Prudence would have to say about this?? She'd have all sorts of helpful hints to get the husband to 'man up'. Ugh.

Your cover?? Is Naomi a secret spy?

Plus I'm too distracted by how low she wears her damn pants! I'm constantly afraid they're going to fall down while she's doing one of her stupid bouncy moves.