I was taking a nap in my hotel room and thought I was dreaming! Nope, just noted infectious disease expert Bob Geldof...

CNN International had Bob Geldof as their Ebola expert last weekend. It was...weird.

Yep, my husband is traveling in SE Asia for work and people keep freaking out. Um, it's not even the same continent. Our lack of knowledge of geography + paranoia is insane.

Well, and her last name suggests that she might be Latina - they REALLY don't care about 'those people'.

Nope, John Grisham.

I...am speechless. Her makeup artists are really changing the color and tone of her skin.

I don't handle change well. I miss Lindy :(

I have them in black and they are FABULOUS. Comfortable and great looking!

Retinol and fractional/IPL lasers!!

When I had an endoscopy (tube down the throat), I apparently told everyone it was just like a blow job. My poor GI doctor still can't look me in the eye.

What...in the world is that? Where did it come from??

Or they didn't want to draw all of the attention, which would be pretty respectful.

I love her simple wedding band!

The guests are all staying at the Cipriani, which is on a private island. It's kind of a genius choice - the only pictures paparazzi can get of the guests are from the boat launch.

I've had dinner several times at his bachelor party restaurant - it's a tiny little hole in the wall with amazing food. I think it's really cool that he chose a neighborhood place, not somewhere fancy schmancy!

I'm waiting with bated breath for a statement from Kimye...

Hear, hear! I learned to drive in a big van and can parallel park the shit out of any car.

Eh, I tried. It really is ridiculous that cracker is the only one anyone can think of. Ugh.

It was fine. It was a million times better than the book, where the author wrote in phonetic speech for the 'black dialect' and perfect english for the southern whites.

White people can't dance or jump?