Don't you mean MUUUURDUUUR?

That's straight up assault. What I find interesting is that Kris barely reacts. If someone tackled me like that, my mom would be freaking out. Either she's just used to crazy stuff happening to her daughter or she's a robot.

And Connie Britton's hair is the second best actor.

One of my college roommates called it her 'bunny'! It was nauseating to hear such a childish term come out of a pre-med student.

Everything I know about Santeria I learned from Law and Order: SVU...

That better be a rhetorical question. Add America's Next Top Model to the list and we're in love.

Ohhh, that's genius. Although I might have all of that info stored in my brain...since I fully admit to having seen all of the L&O multiple times. (And yes, that includes the UK version. Because I'm hardcore.)

I'm not sure we can be best friends because we might be the SAME PERSON.

Careful! My DVR is set up to record any form of L&O, anywhere, anyhow, and it's amazing how fast it fills up. I wake up and there are like 47 new episodes (it's like Christmas morning every day!)

It's a tough call whose face I want to punch more - Paula Deen or Sarah Palin.

There's an episode of Sex and the City about them!

Yep, that's where the local TSA office discretion comes into play. So frustrating :(

Which one do you have? The newer models are much easier to use, especially when you turn off the carpet rotator thingy. But then again, I have 4 dogs and 2 cats - I'd use a concrete block if it picked up the pet hair.

I'm glad you didn't have any problems! It really is a great program for frequent travelers. And yes, they took my money after conditionally approving me online (post-background check, so I thought I was okay). My interview was pretty humiliating - the officer kept telling me I should have known better, why did I waste…

The background check is pretty intrusive and each TSA interview office has discretion. I have a old misdemeanor charge that is okay according the main TSA/Global Entry website, but our local office denied me anyway. It was pretty humiliating. I can definitely see why you wouldn't want to be outed. It's a shame,…

Dyson. Forever and always. My house may be a mess, but my floors are spotless.

There was an article in the NYTimes yesterday about seniors ordering medication online from Canada and it was treated as a completely rational option. I can definitely see how people would think it was legal.

I just took a nap and WON THE IRONMAN.

This video is so good that I'll win the triathlon without even leaving my sofa.

Girlfriend needs to lay off the Botox - those eyebrows don't move.