I should have known he was bad news when he wouldn't let her work and they only had one car...which she wasn't allowed to use while he was at work during the day.

I was friends with a seemingly normal girl right out of college...until I met her husband. His father was the head of the Heritage Foundation and he loved to tell all of us ladies how silly our little lady brains were. Needless to say, the friendship ended. Quickly.

Agreed, with a caveat - I do not want to see your ass cheeks. (I'm talking to you, teenage girl on my last flight. High-waisted jort panties ARE NOT PANTS.)

The only reason I dress up to fly is because things like blazers and tall boots are tough to pack. It's kind of a game to arrange a comfortable outfit out of 'nice' clothes. But like you said, I don't give a fuck what other people wear and I certainly don't dress up for some rando's pleasure. (Unless it's Joe…

Only if it happened in an elevator with video cameras.

That's some serious Redbook/Faith Hill level photoshopping.

That movie is a hot mess, but I loved it - Diaz makes an excellent bitch. She's like the Hugh Grant of rom com actresses. Much, much more enjoyable when they play against type!

Good lord, that sounds awful. I live on phenergan due to chronic migraines - extreme nausea is the worst.

I agree. I don't mind if the person reclines a little in front of me (it's just part of being squished and miserable on the plane), but I HATE when they press the button and WHAM! throw their seat back all the way, all at once. That will definitely get you a firm knee in response.

I posted this above:

Wait, I thought we hated him because he wasn't a #lesbianshitass...

My sincere reaction? Go fuck yourself, Alexandrew. A) that's a shitty apology - 'to anyone who was sincerely offended'. B) I highly doubt he bought tickets to sit in the second row at the Emmys. C) Sanctimonious and rambunctious? Those words don't mean what you think they do. D) If they really were his seats, the…

But has he finished his photo shoot at Glamm??

Preferably in my living room, while splitting a bottle of wine with me on the sofa.

No, the face licking ruined Huck for me!

I've definitely seen coverage of her when she has projects, but I honestly don't think she courts the tabloids quite as much. You rarely see pics of her unless she's at an event (which is a shame - I want to see her grocery shopping outfits!)

Let me just also state that I recognize that I'm the one with the cynicism problem - I would never overtly roll my eyes or say anything!

I like the way you roll. I hate weddings, but love being married to my second husband. (Hated being married the first time around, but that was a product of the relationship, not the institution).

Oh, I am a terrible person. I was born without the wedding gene (ironic, since I've been married twice). I am indeed that person who is completely unmoved by the whole event - traditional or not. But, to be fair, I hate the entire wedding planning process.

To be fair, they undermine themselves on their show. I'm constantly baffled that they let some of their comments on the air because it shows just how uneducated they are.