Yep, that happened to a girl in my freshman dorm. She was on the 'eat nothing but baby carrots' diet - she didn't lose much weight, but she sure turned a lovely shade of orange!

Yep, that's how I know I'm old - my concern was with the germy puddle!

The OITNB ladies should win a collective best dressed award. They TURNED IT OUT.

If my ass looked like that, I would never take those pants off - talk about flattering!

It's the wardrobe equivalent of Beyonce singing 'Bow Down Bitches' to a room full of Izzys, Mileys, Ritas, Arianas, etc. Delightful.

See, it makes me think of a Guns and Roses b-side...

I go back to the original - Little Girl Lost, by Drew Barrymore.

But Cassiebear, what if that poor little racist white girl shoplifted a pack of gum?? THE HORROR!!

I did, too. She's only 6 years older than Sandra Bullock, but looks much older. I think she went for invasive cosmetic work earlier, which kind of gives her that 'going for young, but actually pegs you at a certain older age' look. Or maybe she's just at a lower body fat percentage? She still looks great.

From everything I've read, he is actually dumber than W. Which is saying a lot. This is a man whose sole talking point during a presidential debate was to cut 3 governmental agencies...and he forgot one.

I think at some point they have to be nuns. What's the evangelical version of nuns?

I thought ex-mother-in-law...and was so fucking grateful to be divorced :)

I grew up in the country club south. She's very real and there are lots more where she came from.

Durham is a very small town when you're white and upper middle-class. I guaran-fucking-tee you she's identified by now! She'll just say that she was threatened by a scary brown man.

Yeah...I've been in near accidents before and I don't think I've ever threatened to get a gun and kill someone's family due to their perceived ethnicity and/or racial heritage.

Nope, she seems like your average 'driving home from the country club after a few drinks' racist to me. They're all too common in the south.

Thank you. It was driving me nuts trying to think of a hot sauce named Tallulah. Wow.

Silly, that only applies to white people. No Faux News outrage here.

It's the only source of information and photos! It's terrifying that people without access have no idea what's going on. I guarantee you that the majority of Americans have no idea that anything has happened in Ferguson, including the murder of Michael Brown.

That picture makes me sick to my stomach. This is no better than Birmingham and Selma. How is it possible that we've made no progress? What the everliving fuck is wrong with our country?