@polypam: Oh, it was painful. She was an immature teenager - Oprah had to pull the answers out of her.

@liz.lemonade: No kidding! Who knew Jon Stewart was a Julie Andrews fanboy?? It just adds to my love of both of them.

@tiredfairy: Not only can we be productive and vivacious, some of us actually enjoy spreading our legs. Personally, I'm looking forward to it tonight.

@ambitious: Qualifying Negro just cracked me up. You're so right - they always have the magic liberal, gay, black best friend. (I'm looking at you, Sarah Palin)

@SarahMC: Reality: Octomom is definitely doin it rong.

@HidingInCanada: Yup, that was my vote. High as a kite.

@Lise Brown: Oh, I just love her. Check out her website - she just seems like a really down-to-earth person.

@funnyface: Yeah, but the older women seem to have a certain "look" to them. Like a uniform or dress code - this would definitely fit in well at any southern country club event.

@the zeeba is galápagosing it up!: That's what I thought. For such a self-professed fashionista, it would be odd for her to repeat the exact same look.

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: Is that a real picture??

@Rosaxé: That's where I first heard it . I used it for a while, until Oprah introduced it to my mom. And Joel McHale did his whole "Oprah's Vajayjay" segment.

@JL26: It's definitely been a triggering day for me too. I find that awards season in general is tough, with the constant scrutiny of women.

@doit2julia: Wow, that's a really insensitive comment. Picky eating is not the same as disordered eating. I hope you're being sarcastic because comments like this are what keep many women from getting help.

@laureltreedaphne: I ate in similar patterns (I had a deep paranoia of lowering my metabolism, so I had to eat a certain amount of calories each day - no more, no less.) My high school roommate went to our dorm mom, who told me that I was just fine as long as I exercised for less than an hour a day. It was insane,…

@zombiepanda: Holy fuck! Are you kidding me?? I have nothing insightful to say, just that this makes me want to cancel my subscription (which is saying a lot).

@likepenguins: Well, duh. And fulfilling all of Heidi "I'm a Christian" Montag's plastic surgery wishes.

@girlwithapen: Mine too! I get the "Hi, it's your dad", message, "Love, Dad" combo.

@likepenguins: Also, I just don't think God would consider a breast reduction a slap in the face. I think he has other things to worry about.

@bwbcg: Me too! Who knew he had a "gimme a f**king break" in him?

@Dodgergirl: 4) Quit acting like you're the victim. No one believes you and it's incredibly disingenuous.