@LilyBonesBurana: My Volvo station wagon is hardcore. Especially with all the dog hair.

@Kateness has the skin of a KILLER: I just love that Crispin and Depp are apparently buddies. "Yo, Johnny, it's Crispin. You alive? 'Kay. See ya later."

@Neroon: I'm confused, too - we share the same hobby. Are we allowed to talk about it? Or is he secretly a woman?

@Marla Singer: No kidding! 11 makes me swoon.

I would like Joan Allen to adopt me and Olivia Wilde and we would all live in an awesomely glamourous house where they would teach me how to be effortlessly elegant and we would drink lots of champagne. Swoon.

@LittleDogLaughed: I worked in a very male industry and was the only female on my entire floor (even the assistants were male - don't ask how many times callers assumed I was the receptionist). At first, I tried dressing in shapeless clothes to "fit in" with the guys. But after a while, I got sick of it and just…

@AtomiClash humanitarian misanthrope: That got me too! I don't even understand what they took out - it looks exactly the same to me.

@Rosaxé: She bugs me for some reason. I just don't believe her - mainly because she always talks about how much weight she's lost, like it's the super awesome benefit of an eating disorder.

@DontFearTheReefer: Well said. Ever since those bikini pictures came out, she's been see-sawing between "I accept my body!" and "Look how much weight I've lost!". I just want to give her a hug and tell her to stop pandering to the body-obsessed media.

@Alohamaid: Okay, you're going to have to give us more details. Doesn't it hurt? Do men like that? Just...why?

I actually like Katy Perry's comment about having her period - it reads as a big 'ol FU to the crazy tabloids and their bump obsession.

I call bullshit on this. I'm an incredible introvert with a history of serious depression. I love my dogs because they keep me company on days that would otherwise be lonely and horrible.

@ytuhermanotambien: Yeah, but T Swift isn't really underage anymore - she's 20. I figured it was Miley?

@garconne hadst a whore's forehead: And I'm totally okay with that! Unlike some people (*cough Palin fans *cough), I don't want the President to be a "regular person". I want him to be awesome. Mission accomplished.

@tomatoe: I saw it as "Tried 4 Pretty", which in my mind is followed by "ButFayld"

@Scout: Interestingly enough, my husband's doctor was more than happy to give him a vasectomy. Apparently, women are weak and prone to changing our minds - but men know what they want.

@MissFiFi: Oh god, that puts that terrible image back in my head...

@Hazey Jane: Oh, I love you. You clarified exactly what I was thinking.

@shameonme: No kidding. I have a hard time believing J. Lo. It's the same thing with Nicole Kidman and her claims of "no Botox!".

@Scout: Rock on, Picabo! Is she married? How old is she? My doctor won't even give me an IUD, much less Essure.