@Bookish Bohemian: That's awesome. We mixed Crown with Gatorade...nasty.

@BarnabyJones: I'm laughing my ass off at that one!!

@Hey Girl Hey: Oh, even I could realize the humor in it as it was happening! It was just too ridiculous. And hey, now I've got the breakup story to win every bet :)

@boobookitteh: Really?? If that's true, I'd wear them day and night.

@fauxfruit: Oh, hell yeah. He stood me up at church. Have you ever been to a Christmas Eve service? There aren't a lot of single people, which meant that I was squeezed between a bunch of happy families, frantically checking my cell phone, and getting pitying looks from everyone around me. He then showed up at my…

Holy crap, I am in awe of Coco's ass!

@Rachel Michaela Kanarowski: Are you being sarcastic? I'm sorry, I'm not trying to sound bitchy - I just don't understand your post. They're clearly the same shot, just altered.

I have 2 bits of breakup advice.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm in love with Nicole...and possibly Jenna Jameson.

@Seize: Excellent post. I'm so glad that you're doing well.

@twirlywhirly: I laughed my ass off at the image of Dr Dre and Paris being "dope" together.

@GGobsessed: I kinda love Tori. She's just unapologetic about who she is and her place in pop culture.

@AfroJezeBella: She got it in the divorce!

Um, my parents live in the little resort community where Tiger's friend got married. I was home for the weekend, and the entire place was completely abuzz. Tiger's mom was openly there, and there were a bunch of Buick SUVs with FL plates. Word was that he was staying with his golf instructor (who has a home there).

I love the picture of Elin Woods pumping gas at the link. She's definitely not hiding her left hand, she's wearing a fabulous FU smirk, AND she has on badass boots.

@foodandshoes: Oh, it makes me crazy. It smacks of shock that he would stray from a marriage with a "petite woman". Like he would have had an excuse had she been "big boned".

@all: Is it just me, or has Jezebel been taken over by gimmicky comment structures? Maybe I'm just not that clever :(

@amowls: See, it's funny - I married the nice guy and subsequently realized that I was miserable. I then married my cranky, misanthropic current husband and am disgustingly happy. I don't think their story is necessarily the same old same old "don't overlook the nice guy". I think it's find the person who…

@SarsDoesntSave: I think men just don't think about the balance in the same way women do. My husband is wonderful and understanding, but I'm not sure he could put it into words.

@Spaghetti Cat: Or fuckface.