@doit2julia: That's interesting. The only white plus size woman I can think of Cameron Manheim from The Practice.

@rollsnide: Oh my god, that's hysterical!!

@randomnessish: Of course, my dirty mind would also like to hear some innuendo about pie...

@Working-for-the-weekend: Yeah, I think it would require winning the lottery, having the baby magically removed from my uterus, then having it go live with someone else for this dream to come true.

@Ananelle: But...jiggle is fun! Jiggle is the sexy part! It's just sad to me that this has been lost somehow. I don't think anyone finds a plastic Barbie doll particularly sexy.

@Lise Brown: I actually agree with you. This doesn't trigger me nearly as much as I would have thought. Maybe because they're coated in makeup? Maybe because they have to work out 12 hours a day for months and live on celery? I mean, I'm sure I could be thinner if my job was to work out.

@MyNameIsChris: This is my favorite exchange of the day!

Enforced laziness and uselessness sounds like an excellent perk of pregnancy. Too bad I'm not so into the whole child-raising thing.

@GirlFailer: I called my pregnant friend (31 weeks with a human baby) to tell her to look at the picture. I had to hold the phone away from my ear while she cursed.

@Le Kangourou de Kataroo: Thank you! That was cracking me up. Regardless of what happens in their relationship, you can be damn sure that the tabloids will blame Reese. "She pushed him to propose!!" or "She put her career ahead of her relationship!!"

@la.donna.pietra: And joints were totally sized differently! A size 8 joint is like a size 4 joint now!

@Lise Brown: Yep, except I'm covered in Cheeto dust...adds a lovely glow to the skin.

@zebrasocks: Is this horrid person related to Michael Phelps? Or did I miss something?

@ides: Ugh, no kidding. That attitude of "oh, gee, I know the gym is uncool, but I just love it so" is so awful. Plus she had to throw in the "I'm too cultured and smart to watch tv anywhere else".

@quatrevingtquatre: Not to mention that she busted both back windows, but not the front ones? And dragged him over the front seat into the back? She's an itty bitty thing - I just find the whole thing very bizarre.

The answer to your question about Avril Lavigne? Yes, divorce makes you very, very horny!

@o-line: Surprisingly, I've used this line a lot! I used to live in a walking neighborhood (rare in the South), and I was always amazed by the strollers in bars.

@Zulkey: Ugh, I get it constantly. My favorite is "but you're such a good mom to your dogs!". Yeah, that's kind of the point - I love dogs, but have no desire to have kids.

@Halfmad also known as MaxAgron: All I can think about is Reese Witherspoon in Sweet Home Alabama.

@stacyinbean: I had to take a break halfway through. I was afraid my blood pressure was dangerously high.