@NewsBunny: I, too, hate dressing like a 5 year old in ruffles and bows and tiered skirts. My wardrobe staple is those wrinkle-free button down shirts from Brooks Brothers. They're expensive, but you never have to dry clean them or iron them. And they're blessedly ruffle free! #hammerpants

@MissBuckyC: That's an awesome idea!! We should start a movement - everyone donate the price of the book to their charity of choice. (Preferably a charity that annoys her - sex ed, gay rights, wildlife preservation) #sarahpalinbook

@A Small Turnip: Yep, I figured out that I can buy a used copy on Amazon, which solves 2 problems. One, no money goes to that woman. Two, I don't have to suffer the embarrassment of being seen with the book in my hands. #sarahpalinbook

@HadwinBabazoid: I have cellulite on the front of my thighs and have convinced myself that it's some horrible defect - but no! Apparently, that's just what women look like! Honestly, I feel so much better about myself looking at these happy, beautiful women. #swimwearparade

@mightykaytor: Or an intellect transplant. #cindycrawford

@pssshwhatever: Me third. I think they're wonderfully confident and happy. #swimwearparade

@Mooster: Yep, that's what I was thinking. I'm so used to seeing plasticized images that these unretouched photographs of women look so fabulous. #swimwearparade

@pesematology: Um, did anyone else see Eyes Wide Shut? She seems to have had some recent work done. If it makes her feel good, more power to her. My issue is how freaking PAINFUL that dress looks on her. #cmas

@Ms Meghan: Am I the only person who thought that was Hailey Whatshername, of Jon Gosselin "fame"? #cmas

@hfree: I totally agree with your top 3, but I would add Faith Hill. She looks so elegant and relaxed and normal - spectacularly beautiful, of course. #cmas

@Jetgirly: Eva Longoria? Really? Gulp, I've been cursing her name ever since she burst onto the scene with Desperate Housewives. I thought she was another talentless hot chick.

@PersonOfInterest: Exactly. As a person, I could take or leave her. But as an actress? She's not talented, yet she takes roles that should go to hard-working, well trained actresses. #meganfoxhate

Thank you, Ian McKellen, for that utterly sane assessment. If I can believe Tom Cruise is alternately a fighter pilot, sports agent, bartender, overweight studio head, special agent, and horny teen, why would it be so hard to accept that he was also gay?

@BeRy51: Bill Paxton vs. Bill Pullman is the other one for me. #marleematlin

@mwynn13: Yeah...that's what I was thinking. Is it an open secret that he's bi or whatever? #marleematlin

@TheSweetOldEtcetera: That's hysterical! I think it's sweet that they're not crazy jaded - I would have imagined them being all "whatever" about it. #marleematlin

@lalie (apologetic mess): Yep, me too. I have to admit, I used it a couple of times in college when I was too uncomfortable to tell am aggressive guy to stop. It worked (which is disturbing on a couple of levels). #periodsex

Team Leighton. Good answer to a ragingly stupid question. #lindsaylohan

Oh, yay! I turned 21 in 99, which was so unexciting. I love the fact that our birthday is on election day!! It makes me feel so important. So you're 26? Congrats!! #electionday2008

@BisousCat: Nope, not at all. Whose hair is blonder? Whose thighs are smaller? Whose nose is most perfect?