Today is my birthday, and it's the best present a girl could get - an intelligent, competent, sane, rational person in the White House!! #electionday2008

@whats_in_a_name: I like the way you think! #lipstickentrepreneur

@The Count of Monte Fisto: Well said. I've never really thought about it, but I bet it's an easy decision for the majority of women. It certainly would have been a very easy one for me for the past decade. Now that I'm married and supposedly "old enough and responsible enough", I guess I'd have to think about it…

@Tippi Hedren: Ah, excellent point! Maybe he's such a method actor that he doesn't even acknowledge any walls. #jongosselin

The theater geek in me is HORRIFIED that Mark-Paul Gosselaar has made it this far in his "acting" career without knowing about the fourth wall!! #jongosselin

Um, Kim? Perhaps you should be more concerned with the tweeting while driving, rather than the whole speed limit thing.

@o-line: Personally, I was a bit surprised that Michael Lohan is still paying child support. #lindsaylohangerardbutler

Holy mother of god, Willy Wonka scares the crap out of me as an adult! I can't even think about that movie without getting creeped out. Who in the world thought that was okay for kids??

@roxythekiller: Hearted for that! I dated a guy who thought vaginas smelled "yucky". I explained that perhaps he was confused by the lack of scratch and sniff in Playboy, but actual (non airbrushed) vaginas smell like...vagina. That's kind of the appeal.

@cirocco: Ooh, sounds good! He also wrote a book on the JFK assassination, which sounded fascinating - until I realized that he believed the Warren Commission 100%. #lindakasabianinterview

The worst part about being a Jennifer is that people refer to you by a number of cutesy nicknames. I've been called JJ, Jenny, Jenna, Jen, etc., by total strangers. It's kind of hard to be professional when your boss insists on calling you "Jenny".

My eyes are still bleeding from Heidi's outfit. It proved that even supermodels can't pull off metallic silver bermuda shorts with neon pink button down shirts and boy blazers... #projectrunwayseason6

This documentary was spellbinding. After watching it last month, I read Helter Skelter, by the lead prosecutor in the Manson case - highly recommended! #lindakasabianinterview

@judgingamy: Excellent point. I was also a little uncomfortable with his portrayal of Harvey Milk. Sean Penn = cliches? #helenkellerabigailbreslin

@Working-for-the-weekend: So, in Jon Gosselin's mind, being Jewish is the new trendy thing? Does Ed Hardy make yarmulkas? #seanpennhugochavez

@madeofawesome: I'm really confused about the synagogue apology - is he Jewish? #seanpennhugochavez

@morninggloria: True, but I agree with Anna - I was really disturbed by Sean Penn's acting in "I Am Sam". It veered into cliche, which "Boys Don't Cry" avoided. #helenkellerabigailbreslin

@SidheDragon: It definitely raises the question. She's been demonized for criticizing him, but who knows what was happening behind the scenes. Passive-aggressive people (IMHO) are the most manipulative and dangerous. #haileyglassman

@curiousgeorgiana: You're more eloquent than I am. My first response was "Bite me, Scott Baio". #scottbaioprolife

Methinks the author is single. #ianrobinson