@Ultraprison!: Holy crap, I just now realized that their names were Quinn and Finn - that's hysterical! I love me some Glee.

Jesus Christ! (And yes, Heidi, I just used the Lord's name in vain. See what you make me do??)

Her hair reminds me of Kim's wig, on our beloved Real Housewives of Atlanta.

@Mrs. Stephen Fry: She's an incredible businesswoman, and I respect her for that. She's not a great talent, but she's managed to stay somewhat relevant for 20 years.

@QuakerOates: I'm sorry, but I don't think I was oversharing at all. I was simply reassuring her that being a misanthrope doesn't mean she can't have a healthy relationship.

@Nariel: My husband is a raging misanthrope, but he loves me. And his crankiness simply doesn't bother me. I'm generally happy being alone or just with him, so it works out.

@MiloWillSaveYou: Yes! Yes! Yes! Soon she will start appearing everywhere wearing strapless mini-dresses and high-heels.

@zebrasocks: Me too! The worst is having someone literally hold you on the toilet so you can pee.

Mmm, am now fantasizing about Matt Damon and Ellen Barkin...

@linnyt is a walking cliché: Hearted!

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: No way he's still alive - even if he escaped, I'm sure the Mossad would have found him.

@frankie22: I watched the History Channel special on this, and it was completely freaky. The Russians just had this piece of skull in a little plastic container, like the ones you put pens in at the office. It's never been DNA tested until now!

@penguins268: Oh, boo! Do you have any recommendations on places to hang out?

Any Jezzies in Charlotte, NC? I just moved here and am trying to meet some interesting people. This place is bizarrely Stepford-esque.

@Harlot Brontë: Bulgari Pour Femme - I love, love, love this one. It's rich and sexy, yet understated and unique. My favorite!!

@Island of Misfit Toys: Actually, it doesn't make any difference when you eat. I think you're weak and exhausted simply because you're not eating enough. If you're concerned about a healthy nutrition plan, please go talk to your doctor or a nutrition counselor. It's never safe to severely restrict your intake.

@lovelyivy: That's good to hear! I haven't been back in ages.

@foodandshoes: Hah! I'm in Charlotte, where the sight of a tattoo is scandalous.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I'm not surprised, just...confused. That image is going to be stuck in my head all day.

@greeneyedfem: That's exactly what my friend was thinking! She didn't want to have a nursery full of pink ruffles or blue sports themed stuff. Very smart - but then again, that's why she's my best friend :)