be hot and make them think they’re sexy and fun and witty. they pay a fuck ton of money to be lied to.

But what about other male journalist’s penises???? Does every penis feel the same about Margot? What does this other male journalist think of how penises at large feel about Margot???? Who will have the courage to uncover the truly important facts of our time?

True. That plus the fact that after 6 years she was lowest seniority. This isn’t totally adding up.

Yeah that fact stuck out to me too. Those two don’t add up.

Who is angry at you? How did you read anger in that one sentence?

Because the tow truck driver specifically did that and the restaurant didn’t. Huge difference. The best difference.

So, use a container big enough to fit the things I’m trying to put in them. Got it.

no alien and no baby - she’s a robot.

That’s not at all true.

is it increasing or is it business as usual?

useless. literally all the same info. get a budget. get an emergency fund. invest in retirement. thanks.

WAIT! So, if i use less dishes . . . I’ll USE LESS DISHES?! HOLY SHIT! I NEVER KNEW THAT

seems harsh for only 20 mins. poor lil guy.

Hope so. I’ll usually do something like TodayisThursday6/9/2016! - also easy to type

My passwords are often sentences that require numbers and multiple instances of punctuation. Easier to remember. I hope that’s good . . .

There’s no pin. It’s a clip. You just unsnap.

You clip in and pop them out. Welcome to cycling and spin.

it’s over. he’s convicted.

you are.

this story is beyond weird. what’s really going on here?