yeah until someone needs that bit of info later and you know we mentioned it but can’t remember the details now we have to rehash the meeting again. Good job.

What if it was 8 years ago??! It has to go back to the moment they were conceived!

I hate wedges! I feel like I have hooves! I love how they look but no. And I’ve never seen anyone look graceful wearing them because you can’t actually move your foot. They just look like giant blocks hanging off your feet.

I’ve taken my cheapy target shoes to a cobbler if I love them enough. Expensive shoes are the same exact shit as cheap ones. I’ve had both. Same awful shoe.

My biggest issue w/ sports bras is that they always dig into my traps and give me the worst neck aches. I’m always trying to find one that doesn’t do the racer back/x back style. I have 2. Goign to have to give this a try.

Good fit is KEY. If that shoes doesn’t fit your foot perfectly, put it back.

It’s really just a fuck ton of practice and some advil on long nights. I’m older now though. When I was in my 20s, seriously, no fucking problem, all day all night. Now I’m in my 30s and I feel it. But, I only wore shoes that fit me perfectly and felt secure ON my feet. So many heels feel like they’re going to fall…

Yeah. Don’t wear them if you can’t walk in them, idiot. You look stupid. Can you walk in them? Wear them. Also, stop worrying so much about people like me. Who am I to you? Go on about your day and give zero fucks about people’s opinions about your footwear. Just sayin.

That’s ok. I’m comfortable with being a dick about this.

I am a fucking boss in heels and I am smug about it and enjoy watching silly chicks teeter about in shoes they can’t walk in. Watched a chick almost faceplant last night going down a ramp and then have to have a friend hold her elbow the whole night. Learn to fucking walk.

because they look good. because they make you a bit taller. because they’re sexy. because they compliment a particular outfit. because we want to.

that’s the joke dot com

This is a useful feature. Stupids ruining it for everyone.

This was a dick move by a few stupid employees. This is not a OMG DISCRIMINATION BECAUSE I’M TITS ON A STICK situation. This lady needs to chill the fuck out and bring this to the management. Probably not necessary to turn this into a hysterical movement and declaring dress code discrimination? There are real causes…

look what she made him do.

If you see some of the free perks these people get - home makeovers, trips around the world, endless free things - yeah, it can be pretty sweet.

also helps to support them by letting youtube and their sponsors know they have subscribers. keeps them making content.

This headline is awful.

Also works to get the larger giant sized muffin tins rather than the regular sized - only 6 per tray. Makes them just a bit bigger so the food cooks up a bit better and your portion isn’t comically tiny.

Your husband does do that! Even at my house!