The official car of men that like to be called Daddy

I don’t know. I can be suede either way.

Aw yiss!!!

So much better than a Tundra.

Tie a white car dealer flappy man on the back and drive it around as a giant sperm.

Usually don’t comment, but wanted to add:

Dear People who are angry at this,

It’s really cute how you Z and Infiniti guys think those cars sound good.

F-14 Tomcat ultralight.

I just figured they were near Hawaii.

Pocket Stark

Modern driving gloves are like that. Padding keeps your hands from blistering. Plus they’re fire proof... in case he drives a Ferrari later.

Not the first time that Bolt Bus has welcomed an explosion on their buses

That’s what happens when you stop for Arby’s.

should have used this:

My goodness, it’s Malory Archer in real life!

BROWN TURBO WAGON