That seems like a really inefficient drawer.

Facial Hair Opacity

Headlines lost to history: “Russian, Japanese Forces Decimate Poles”

You didn't see the pelican?

.

Woe unto anyone who has falsified information on their Habitat for Humanity application.

I have only known for the past few minutes and if you excuse me I very desperately have to write the eBay listing for my Ferrari.

I want to go to there.

Mantis Shrimp finds this car's ideas intriguing and wishes to subscribe to its newsletter.

This must be the day of ignorant comments. It's 11 o'clock and I've already had enough internet for the day.

My jimmies. They are rustled.

JEEZ FINALLY A MANUFACTURER LISTENED TO THE ENTHUSIAST MASSES AND IS BRINGING A TURBO AWD PERFORMANCE WAGON TO OUR SHORES that none of us will buy new because $40k is too much money for a VW (seriously that's V8 Mustang/STi money) so I'll just wait for one to show up at Carmax in a few years because I never put my…

Quattro got up early that morning. Something felt different, but it all started the way it always did. As the sky started getting pale in the East, he cleared the morning dew off of his headlights with a sweep of his wipers. His V8 fired, coughed, and roared to life. As the sun broke over the cornfields, he took a…

There's probably a menu for that. iBlow, or some shit.

Stop playing "Unchained Melody" and it'll stop.

Don't. Stay.

They were busy filling in all the knowledge gaps that they glossed over during the space race. Like, when John Glenn first went up, NASA physicians weren't really sure if his eyeballs would explode out of his head on account of the change in pressure and loss of gravity. They were really only fairly certain that it…