rdurannyc
Kar_Kerfuffel
rdurannyc

Sort of a cow with a power socket?

When will we get a Wal-Mart? Super USA #1!

I tend regret most puns I make, but Jesus.

Please don't send me to Gitmo!

Allah can't star you enough.

Still if it were me in there...

Good God!

Lawnmower racing.

Only if it has peas in it, and no one is falling for that.

Of course the old Range Rover would be towed. No way could it get somewhere on its own power.

I’ve been around for you
I’ve been up and down for you
But I just can’t get any relief
I’ve swallowed my pride for you
I’ve lived and lied for you
But you still make me feel like a thief
You got me stealin’ your love away
‘Cause you never give it
Peeling the years away
And we can’t relive it
I make you laugh
And you

“unsprung weight on Tinder dates”

That's an expensive looking suppository!

I don't think anyone was!

I don’t feel so good...BWAAAAAAARRGH.

Clever Girl.

I can see my house!

Right in to the...Danjah Zone!

I certainly hope so. Now if I can just keep the mileage low-ish.

Ha.