When will we get a Wal-Mart? Super USA #1!

I tend regret most puns I make, but Jesus.

Please don't send me to Gitmo!

Allah can't star you enough.

Good God!

Lawnmower racing.

“unsprung weight on Tinder dates”

That's an expensive looking suppository!

I can see my house!

Right in to the...Danjah Zone!

I certainly hope so. Now if I can just keep the mileage low-ish.

Ha.

Eucalyptus up where we belong...

Damn Dude!

Apropos of nothing, I had a sketchy burger at lunch and core dumped a couple of hours later. All of you should be more concerned about that.

Can someone explain why it has flappy paddles if it doesn't have a transmission? Do the electric motors simulate gear ratios?

"...he grabbed her face and slammed her head three times against the wall of his motor home."